Rock Bottom Girl

Rock Bottom Girl Review

“You may be faking the relationship, but you’re not faking the orgasms.”

Downsized, broke, and dumped, 38-year-old Marley sneaks home to her childhood bedroom in the town she couldn’t wait to escape twenty years ago. Not much has changed in Culpepper. The cool kids are still cool. Now they just own car dealerships and live in McMansions next door. Oh, and the whole town is still talking about that Homecoming she ruined her senior year.

Desperate for a new start, Marley accepts a temporary teaching position. Can the girl banned from all future Culpepper High Homecomings keep the losing-est girls soccer team in school history from killing each other and prevent carpal tunnel in a bunch of phone-clutching gym class students? Maybe with the help of Jake Weston, high school bad boy turned sexy good guy.

When the school rumor mill sends Marley to the principal’s office to sign an ethics contract, the tattooed track coach, dog dad, and teacher of the year becomes her new fake boyfriend and alibi—for a price. The Deal: He’ll teach her how to coach if she teaches him how to be in a relationship. Who knew a fake boyfriend could deliver such real orgasms? But it’s all temporary. The guy. The job. The team. There’s too much history. Rock bottom can’t turn into a foundation for happily ever after. Can it?

Warning: Story also includes a meet-puke, a bouffanted nemesis, a yard swan and donkey basketball, a teenage-orchestrated makeover, and a fake relationship that gets a little too real between the sheets.

Title:Rock Bottom Girl
Edition Language:English

    Rock Bottom Girl Reviews

  • Corina?BookTwinsReviews

    4.5 starsIf you love entertaining, heart-warming and funny books – this is the book for you.I’m not usually into rom-coms but some author’s just work for me – and this author’s humor is righ...

  • Nilufer Ozmekik

    I loved this book so much. I’m reading too many thrillers and dark romances so this is a fresh genre change. So far it’s real good romcom and I really had a wonderful time while I’m connecting w...

  • Jen

    5 StarsWell color me surprised! I went into Rock Bottom Girl hoping for a little fun and a little steam. What I got was a story i found myself relating to on so many levels with an awesome dose of hum...

  • Stacey is Sassy

    I wish I'd had a teacher like Jake...I had the most amazing reading day today. I managed to get the washing, cleaning and shopping done AND start and finish a fabulous book. Actually, I'd have to say ...

  • NMmomof4

    3.5 StarsOverall Opinion: I just want to put it out there that my book funk may very well have impacted my perspective and opinions on this book. It took me a long time to read this where I normally c...

  • My Pink Fairytales

    “Sweet baby cheeses”, I freaking loveeeeeed this book! ⭐ My dear friend Isabella made me read this book. Actually, we started a mini book club and this book was on the list for us to read togeth...

  • Bibi

    FRTC...

  • Amber

    Rock Bottom Girl is a funny rom-com about 38-year-old Marley who goes back to her small Pennsylvania hometown after losing her job and latest boyfriend. She has desperately been avoiding going home fo...

  • Christy Bailey

    Loved it!This was such a fun book to read! The storyline was amazing and the characters were very well written! I thought this was going to be a YA book but it's more NA than anything. And it was HOT!...

  • Claire

    Things I'd rather do than go back to high school: copy the Magna Carta onto a chalkboard using only my fingernails, have a daily gynecological exam for a year, or wear a meat suit and go jogging in be...